Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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