Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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