thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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