I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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