census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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