how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Randomize
