Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
