CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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