How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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