she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I am mentally ready for anal.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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