i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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