I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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