Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
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