I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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