gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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