Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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