Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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