Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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