I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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