you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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