no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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