Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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