I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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