they said they heard you say put it in my butt
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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