First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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