im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
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