Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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