Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
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Your ovaries produce eggs, not your uterus. Just FYI. If you're gonna date an adult, you should probably attempt to have the knowledge of one.
Yeah you better lock that shit down quick.
See what happens when you don't date douchebags? Just sayin'.
Even if he doesn't stay around, his kids you have from him are better than any working bar stiff that'll you'll meet.
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