shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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