Cold hands, warm shart.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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