I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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