There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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