Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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