You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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