I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
We have started to decorate penises.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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