I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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