only if we run a train.
done.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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