When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
love makes seman taste better
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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