You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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