This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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