My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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