Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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