butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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