I wish I could punch you in the face.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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