i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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