I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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