i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
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