We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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