I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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