how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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